Little Kitty

This is my kitty, Beeb. Her full name was originally Penelope + a hundred last names that I can't even remember now. We didn't call her Penelope even once, I don't think. She was the tiniest little baby when I got her, she was such a little beeb, so we always called her that, and she's always been that since.

Anyway, she is the only responsible thing I have ever done in my life so far. Haha. I took care of her and fed her and made her a bed in a basket (even though she mostly slept on my chest). I tried really hard to make her grow up into a loving cat, instead of one of those asshole cats that lures you in with cuteness but won't snuggle you at all. She turned out well, she's never been mean and everyone has always loved her. Some of my friends adopted her brothers and sisters, and most of them turned out to be crazy and mean.

One time she got really sick and couldn't control herself and accidentally pooped buckets of slimy diarrhea all over my stuff. But I still love her. She's big and fat now, but she's still adorable, and she is more loving and cuddly than ever.